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granite slabs are unromantic. by ~Drastic-Afterthought:iconDrastic-Afterthought:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Fixed



Edward Cullen,
you might be pretty,
but I prefer a boy
who's witty.

One who can hold
me through the night.
One without the
intentions to bite.

Edward Cullen,
you might be sweet.
But I'm a vegetarian;
and your taste is for meat.

Sure, you're great,
I like that you're calm.
But how could I date a guy,
that would eat Bambi's mom?

Edward Cullen,
I know you've been places like Paris and Rome,
but If I wanted someone old,
I'd find a nursing home.

I'm sure you're really great.
After all, your gifts inspire.
But if I wanted fierce and risky,
I'd date an asshole; not a vampire.
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Author's Comments



XD Okay. Is anyone else sick of Twilight/the vampire craze?
Anyone?
I hope?

Anyhow. THIS WAS WRITTEN IN FUN.
Flames will be immediately disposed of,
if they're on the content.
Of course, I accept criticism on my writing. =)

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~p1x3lFlame Oct 28, 2009, 4:22:38 PM
I'm want to pimp you out on the twilight_sucks community on livejournal.
8D

May I?

I'll link to this~
They'd like it I think...

--
"A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

'Harry, you must rock the fuck out.'"

Crank dat Shota boi~

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~Drastic-Afterthought Oct 28, 2009, 4:23:51 PM
XD Sure. Just link back to me.

I didn't even know there was such a community. :XD:

--
I keep forgetting to remember to forget you.
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~p1x3lFlame Oct 28, 2009, 4:27:07 PM
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Done. 8D

--
"A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

'Harry, you must rock the fuck out.'"

Crank dat Shota boi~

Avatar by [link]
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~Drastic-Afterthought Oct 28, 2009, 4:29:13 PM
:hug:

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I keep forgetting to remember to forget you.
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~FearlessWarrior Oct 28, 2009, 4:40:16 PM
Here from the Twilight_sucks comm.
Awesome job XD

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Muahahahahaha. *Cough*
:icondrastic-afterthought:
~Drastic-Afterthought Oct 28, 2009, 4:47:38 PM
=) Thankyou. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

--
I keep forgetting to remember to forget you.
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=Danni321 Oct 28, 2009, 4:50:37 PM
Haha, I love this! :dance:
The whole twilight thing is so stupid and annoying, right now in the best sellers thing it's mostly vampire books. They might as well make a vampire section.
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~Drastic-Afterthought Oct 28, 2009, 5:42:00 PM
=) Thanks for the comment.

>.< I know. I mean, I'm sure some of the books might be quite good, but I'm so sick of the generally genre being so blown up, I will probably never read any of it. Grr. It makes me sad.

=) Anyhoo. Thanks again.

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I keep forgetting to remember to forget you.
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*Spyzers Oct 28, 2009, 6:53:11 PM
FFFF LMAO

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS C:

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...I can't think of a good signature. >:C
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